I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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