Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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