at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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