How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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