I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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