is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
