been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Randomize
