i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so let's talk penis.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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