did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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