shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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