Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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