I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
