as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
how does that bad decision feel?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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