when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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