Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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