break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I think i got beer on your cat.
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