told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
The air taste purple.
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