I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Randomize
