I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
