hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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