Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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