I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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