porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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