the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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