rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Im part way to drunk.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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