When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
you traded sex for a burrito?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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