Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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