She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Randomize
