Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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