I wanna bring you to show and tell
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
