Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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