We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Come share oat with me in your robe
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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