Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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