What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I am one with the molecules
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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