it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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