you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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