Do vagina's smell?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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