Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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