My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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