I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Im just a social blackout drinker.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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