some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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