turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Randomize
