i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
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