Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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