hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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