I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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