Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Last time i carry you out of a forest
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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