dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Slut skills are useful in every country.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Text me some of your sweat
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