well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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