also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
