How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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