We're like a lot better than the average bears
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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