She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
It was confusing and full of hummus
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
how drunk are you?
Several
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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