I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
We are two peas in an std pod
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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