I'm gonna have a badass scar
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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