the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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