Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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