id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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