You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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