come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You can't motorboat a personality
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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