If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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