i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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