You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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